Lottie Biggs is Not Tragic

I think therefore I am, and it's about time I stopped being so ridiculously ridonkulous . . . Just when things were starting to look up for Lottie her life's gone a bit pear-shaped, wonk-ways, and downside up again. Her mum's all soppy over a bloke with a horrible shemo (a female emo, obviously) daughter, her best pal Goose has disappeared in a cloud of nerd-gas, and Lottie's in the midst of an existential crisis. There's only one thing to do--get the hell out of Cardiff and go on the road with the gorgeous Gareth Stingecombe (and his manly thighs). But things don't go to plan, and Lottie starts to realize she might have been a bit "me me me" lately. . .